I write as an informed Christian layman, not as a professional philosopher, and I stand on the work of far greater minds than my own: from Aristotle and Aquinas through Augustine, Pascal, Newman, and Whitehead, to more recent critics of scientism and recovery of classical metaphysics (for example, Anscombe, MacIntyre, Plantinga, and especially Wolfgang Smith on hylomorphism and “vertical causation”). Nothing here pretends to advance scholarship in Thomism, Vedānta, or analytic philosophy; nor am I a “nostalgic Thomist” trying to re‑create a medieval system. My use of Thomistic and related themes is diagnostic rather than antiquarian—a layman’s attempt to point out, in something like Andersen’s tale, that the reigning metaphysical emperor of our age, scientism, has no clothes.